Dear God,
Wassup? How’s heaven, firm? First of all, thank you for passing me on that test we both know I didn’t study for. I was quite surprised to find my grade above the pass mark. Gracias, gracie et merci! But I’ll thank you more tonight. I have something else on my mind right now. So God, one of my friends has friends in Hits Telecom and he said, they were bringing Beyonce for Christmas. Now, God, I didn’t complain when UB40 was in Uganda while I was away. I also didn’t complain when this extended to Wyclef and Akon. I never complained God. I am not complaining now. Honestly, this is not a complaint. But why Beyonce God? Is this your way of encouraging me to appreciate Ugandan artistes? Should I be preparing for New years at Aero Beach with Abdu Mulaasi? I pray that this is not the case. Dear God, please let Hits Telecom find someone else. Please. I do not have “come to me” eyes but if I did, they would be turned heavenward now. Please let it be naught but a rumor. Please.
Amen
Wassup? How’s heaven, firm? First of all, thank you for passing me on that test we both know I didn’t study for. I was quite surprised to find my grade above the pass mark. Gracias, gracie et merci! But I’ll thank you more tonight. I have something else on my mind right now. So God, one of my friends has friends in Hits Telecom and he said, they were bringing Beyonce for Christmas. Now, God, I didn’t complain when UB40 was in Uganda while I was away. I also didn’t complain when this extended to Wyclef and Akon. I never complained God. I am not complaining now. Honestly, this is not a complaint. But why Beyonce God? Is this your way of encouraging me to appreciate Ugandan artistes? Should I be preparing for New years at Aero Beach with Abdu Mulaasi? I pray that this is not the case. Dear God, please let Hits Telecom find someone else. Please. I do not have “come to me” eyes but if I did, they would be turned heavenward now. Please let it be naught but a rumor. Please.
Amen
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Dear y.z,
REPLYBeyonce in Uganda? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
god
Beyonce? For real? In Uganda?
REPLY*sigh* I have a headache already.
why would someone want to subject us to beyonce banange, oh God!
REPLYBeyonce is coming to Uganda............nnnhaaat( Just like Borat would say)
REPLYWhy not just bring Coldplay?
REPLYFor me I want to watch Beyonce. She can be there and upgrade me.
REPLY@Tumwijuke - Thank you!!!!!!!!!
REPLY@ Solomon King & The Emrys - I know right? They should leave her where ever she is. I heard a rumor she was finally settling in in Guantanamo, the other torturers adore her.
@Jny23ug - To be as sure as you! lol at using Borat. They could bring him!
@isaac - only in my wildest dreams!
@petesmama - no words...
Great news!!
REPLYhi! thanks for commenting. I'm always open to new ideas. I can't wait to hear yours.