Being Unreasonable
Once upon a time there was wallet and in that wallet there was nothing save for two ATM cards. One held access to a measley five dollars while the other held acces to a more depressing zero. Caput.Nil. Nothing. It is this wallet's fault that I haven't been blogging in a bit. If it had money in it, then I would be online more and if I was online more I would spend time surfing and filling my head with the wondeful world of cyberspace and if I did that then I would have plenty of blog topics other than how soft my bed is and the trials of washing bed sheets. but my wallet insists on being empty. I've tried talking reason with it but it refuses to listen. It tells me it doesn't have ears. "but you don't have a mouth either yet you manage to do plenty of backtalking " it doesn't reply.smart ass. so......thats that. you could try to talking to it.
I'm proud of those Cranes. I'm thinking of buying their tshirt, you know, when my wallet starts being reasonable. and I wanted to ride on the train too but people were against it.Said If i liked my phone I'd stay as far as possible.
Once upon a time there was wallet and in that wallet there was nothing save for two ATM cards. One held access to a measley five dollars while the other held acces to a more depressing zero. Caput.Nil. Nothing. It is this wallet's fault that I haven't been blogging in a bit. If it had money in it, then I would be online more and if I was online more I would spend time surfing and filling my head with the wondeful world of cyberspace and if I did that then I would have plenty of blog topics other than how soft my bed is and the trials of washing bed sheets. but my wallet insists on being empty. I've tried talking reason with it but it refuses to listen. It tells me it doesn't have ears. "but you don't have a mouth either yet you manage to do plenty of backtalking " it doesn't reply.smart ass. so......thats that. you could try to talking to it.
I'm proud of those Cranes. I'm thinking of buying their tshirt, you know, when my wallet starts being reasonable. and I wanted to ride on the train too but people were against it.Said If i liked my phone I'd stay as far as possible.
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Heh. Zero is not as bad ... at least you aren't like. I'm in negatives. Can't go to the ATM - the bugger will lock me in and call the cops and they'll tell me the bank has been looking for me for all this time, and that they want their money ... :o(
REPLYMay your bank accounts grow and grow abundantly. :)
REPLY@27th: i thot i was the only one the bank was looking for
REPLY@yz: i feel you more than i want to! bloody wallets!
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