How can you NOT like chocolate?!
I had nothing to write about so I was going around randomly on the web,facebooking, mentally willing something to come to me. And then because I am an avid follower of New Vision’s Mystery Date (good laughs, half as good as Bad idea), I ended up reading about Lawrence and Sarah’s date and I was bazonked!
“Suppose he asks you to be his girlfriend?
I will turn him down because I have always dreamt of marrying a white man.
Is your current boyfriend white?
No, but he is very light-skinned.
Will you marry an African if you fail to get one?
I am still young, beautiful and with a good figure. I have high chances of hooking up one.”
Cho cho yamawe! How does she not know that black men are all that and a bag of chips?! We need an intervention!
“Suppose he asks you to be his girlfriend?
I will turn him down because I have always dreamt of marrying a white man.
Is your current boyfriend white?
No, but he is very light-skinned.
Will you marry an African if you fail to get one?
I am still young, beautiful and with a good figure. I have high chances of hooking up one.”
Cho cho yamawe! How does she not know that black men are all that and a bag of chips?! We need an intervention!
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Lawrence is witty if you ask me...he left some interesting hints:
REPLYWhat did you like about her?
She freely interacted with me and even CONSUMED what we were served.
What didn’t impress you?
She was so loud and I felt it inconveniencing our neighbours...(and they were just chatting! Bedroom?
What impact did this date have on you?
I used to fear strangers but I’ve realised it is very easy to make new friends. (Ah, she's only good as a friend)
Advice to guys on how to handle such a date?
Be self-controlled and avoid falling in love with a girl on a first date. (It's a bad idea to take Sarah to your parents)
WAS SHE THAT BAD?
i used to think i was the only one who found this whole mystery thing interesting
REPLYi think she's meeting all the wrong brothas out there
and yes, PAYO, she must have been that bad!!
i think i see the right brotha in the emrys LOL
REPLYstill LOLing!
REPLYu know what they say about the grass always being greener...
Lol........
REPLYSo why is she goin on a mystery date if she's already dating?
Very light skinned and white are different.
She's a dreamer.......
Off to read all those old mystery date stories. Didnt know they were this interesting.
REPLYOnly one i read was when some kenyan guy i knew appeared with his galfriend as a mystery couple.
If she is good looking then she'd be with the white guy already.. She may have to wake up.
REPLY@Payo - looool, way to anaylse Lawrence's answers!
REPLY@The Emrys - it's very interesting...i think payo is sayin somethin but i'm not sure. could you be the right brotha for sarah?
@tandra - right, she's in for a surprise
@apr9 - alot of these mystery daters are actually in relationships already...dreamer is too kind a word.
@jny23 - they're worth it. take a look at thier interests and stuff. they always have nollywood moves as thier favourite flicks
@McKeith - loooool
LOL those mystery date things are hilarious...unfortunately there are alot of Ugandan women out there who want to hook white men...like their shit dont stink too!
REPLYi mean even our Big Brother Rep Maureen aka Mosquito lol is a good example of such Ugandan women!
Call up that intervention Yz!!
hi! thanks for commenting. I'm always open to new ideas. I can't wait to hear yours.