Its funny the way I do this. I come, binge here, here, here and
here and then if I have extra time I’ll go wherever their comments lead me. The internet is too slow for me to think about commenting. So I just read, think witty comments then move on….But I’m not here to complain. I will not vent about school, (I’m dying to) or home. I will be positive!
…Meaning I’m just going to go ahead and be random today. So what shall I start with? Hmm, let’s see. Well as I was reading those blogs and their reader’s blogs and their reader’s reader’s blogs, it occurred to me that maybe I have writer’s block because I don’t really write about important stuff. I could. I do. Sometimes (Aah the paradox of that ‘sometimes’ considering I only post sometimes as well). I would. Except my political opinions are pretty straightforward. Sneak peak in to my political mind?
On the home front, where I’m supposed to registered to vote (I’m waiting for Bebe Cool and Julianna to tell me to ROCK THE VOTE like Diddy tells the American youth) , I think Besigye is crap. I have no idea what he really stands for. Just that he stands against everything that Museveni dearest stands for. If Museveni likes chocolate, then Besigye likes vanilla. But I haven’t got mad love for M7 either. Yes his family owns most of Kampala, half of the West and increasing part of the Ugandan shore of Lake Albert. I want what he’s smoking if he thinks he’s actually going to achieve those millennium goals. Somehow I don’t think when G8 were making them up, they said, “achieve these goals in part of the country and it will count”. Actually I do want what he’s smoking. Whatever he’s been taking has got to be laced with PCP or something. What we need to do is change the constitution. We can leave in (number of term Museveni is in when he dies) term and all that but what we do, is we make sure we get a president we have medical proof will die within eight years max. Cancer, Kidney failure, the final years of AIDS, even obesity, we are going for things that kill. These are the people we need to be our presidents! They will be at death’s door so they will automatically get the president for life thing. The best part is, they will have the whole new perspective on life so their ideas of change for Uganda will be ground-breaking at the very least.
Away from home I’m a lot less sure. Of Europe, I like that French dude who’s married to a supermodel but that’s about all I know. Well that and that being poor in France sucks really bad, especially if you’re of Algerian descent (how politically correct I am!). Then we have the UK. I like Blair; he had flair (too easy, I know. Sorry), but this Brown hasn’t done anything to catch my attention. Then again I haven’t been paying attention so….onto China. They are recolonising on a grand scale. I should probably learn Mandarin soon. And that’s about all I know on that as well, which brings us to the US, once home sweet home. Well as a FOB in predominantly white Montgomery County, Maryland I learnt to hate the place and growing up helped me find nice pretty intellectual boxes to put the hate in so ……it is just as ugly as the rest of the world, maybe uglier because they lie to the rest of us about what they really are. We don’t really have a choice in not believing them, though. If a horribly ugly man (worse than Besigye) is pointing a gun at the thing you love most and saying “Yes or no, am I beautiful?” don’t you begin to see the light glittering in those bulbous eyes and doesn’t that sandpaper ashy skin stop resembling a crocodile with shingles ‘ backside and begin to look like the Kalahari desert on a moonlit night. You say that bs, don’t say you don’t. How else do you explain this new Bush-approved Christian-friendly reality-ignorant ABC program?
That said though, America’s got it good parts, the best of which are the people (Don’t look so surprised that I didn’t say McNuggets. They come second). They’re only ignorant and aloof because they’ve been socialized by their government to think they are better than the rest of the world and can crush us with their little pinkie. Don’t be surprised now, but they have learning capabilities. Like with Vietnam? Eventually they found out the truth and they’re all ashamed of what their ignorance wrought. Ok, maybe that’s pushing it. They feel shame though. We just need to find a way to teach them about the rest of us. The good stuff like oil, diamonds, and underground water reserves? Let’s keep those a secret until we’re sure we can trust them to not want to take. For this I suggest each country sets up their own PR department. Then they hire the best of the best and use these people to sell their country and make the bad look not so bad. The US can and does say, “Ok, fine we enslaved them and cut off their feet and stuff, but we gave them February!” Uganda as an example can do the same thing. Once Museveni is gone and someone sensible has actually dealt with the war in the north, we can turn to the US and go, “hey, we know there’s a whole generation that’s been scarred by a war that the rest of us ignored but you know what? Now we have Northern Uganda Month! It’s May, come visit!”
Je suis incroyable, non?
here and then if I have extra time I’ll go wherever their comments lead me. The internet is too slow for me to think about commenting. So I just read, think witty comments then move on….But I’m not here to complain. I will not vent about school, (I’m dying to) or home. I will be positive!
…Meaning I’m just going to go ahead and be random today. So what shall I start with? Hmm, let’s see. Well as I was reading those blogs and their reader’s blogs and their reader’s reader’s blogs, it occurred to me that maybe I have writer’s block because I don’t really write about important stuff. I could. I do. Sometimes (Aah the paradox of that ‘sometimes’ considering I only post sometimes as well). I would. Except my political opinions are pretty straightforward. Sneak peak in to my political mind?
On the home front, where I’m supposed to registered to vote (I’m waiting for Bebe Cool and Julianna to tell me to ROCK THE VOTE like Diddy tells the American youth) , I think Besigye is crap. I have no idea what he really stands for. Just that he stands against everything that Museveni dearest stands for. If Museveni likes chocolate, then Besigye likes vanilla. But I haven’t got mad love for M7 either. Yes his family owns most of Kampala, half of the West and increasing part of the Ugandan shore of Lake Albert. I want what he’s smoking if he thinks he’s actually going to achieve those millennium goals. Somehow I don’t think when G8 were making them up, they said, “achieve these goals in part of the country and it will count”. Actually I do want what he’s smoking. Whatever he’s been taking has got to be laced with PCP or something. What we need to do is change the constitution. We can leave in (number of term Museveni is in when he dies) term and all that but what we do, is we make sure we get a president we have medical proof will die within eight years max. Cancer, Kidney failure, the final years of AIDS, even obesity, we are going for things that kill. These are the people we need to be our presidents! They will be at death’s door so they will automatically get the president for life thing. The best part is, they will have the whole new perspective on life so their ideas of change for Uganda will be ground-breaking at the very least.
Away from home I’m a lot less sure. Of Europe, I like that French dude who’s married to a supermodel but that’s about all I know. Well that and that being poor in France sucks really bad, especially if you’re of Algerian descent (how politically correct I am!). Then we have the UK. I like Blair; he had flair (too easy, I know. Sorry), but this Brown hasn’t done anything to catch my attention. Then again I haven’t been paying attention so….onto China. They are recolonising on a grand scale. I should probably learn Mandarin soon. And that’s about all I know on that as well, which brings us to the US, once home sweet home. Well as a FOB in predominantly white Montgomery County, Maryland I learnt to hate the place and growing up helped me find nice pretty intellectual boxes to put the hate in so ……it is just as ugly as the rest of the world, maybe uglier because they lie to the rest of us about what they really are. We don’t really have a choice in not believing them, though. If a horribly ugly man (worse than Besigye) is pointing a gun at the thing you love most and saying “Yes or no, am I beautiful?” don’t you begin to see the light glittering in those bulbous eyes and doesn’t that sandpaper ashy skin stop resembling a crocodile with shingles ‘ backside and begin to look like the Kalahari desert on a moonlit night. You say that bs, don’t say you don’t. How else do you explain this new Bush-approved Christian-friendly reality-ignorant ABC program?
That said though, America’s got it good parts, the best of which are the people (Don’t look so surprised that I didn’t say McNuggets. They come second). They’re only ignorant and aloof because they’ve been socialized by their government to think they are better than the rest of the world and can crush us with their little pinkie. Don’t be surprised now, but they have learning capabilities. Like with Vietnam? Eventually they found out the truth and they’re all ashamed of what their ignorance wrought. Ok, maybe that’s pushing it. They feel shame though. We just need to find a way to teach them about the rest of us. The good stuff like oil, diamonds, and underground water reserves? Let’s keep those a secret until we’re sure we can trust them to not want to take. For this I suggest each country sets up their own PR department. Then they hire the best of the best and use these people to sell their country and make the bad look not so bad. The US can and does say, “Ok, fine we enslaved them and cut off their feet and stuff, but we gave them February!” Uganda as an example can do the same thing. Once Museveni is gone and someone sensible has actually dealt with the war in the north, we can turn to the US and go, “hey, we know there’s a whole generation that’s been scarred by a war that the rest of us ignored but you know what? Now we have Northern Uganda Month! It’s May, come visit!”
Je suis incroyable, non?
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For real, he owns almost the whole country...he even owns most of the oil producing bit on Bunyoro.
REPLYI just support Besigye just to be anti M7.
Thanks for bing(e)ing at mine.
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hi! thanks for commenting. I'm always open to new ideas. I can't wait to hear yours.