ahem <--had to fill this box with something
First week since school began that the psych department isn’t trying to mentally rape me so I’m taking my brain out of hiding, off the shelf, dusting it and pressing play…there.
Brain - (shaking himself off) How long was I gone?
Yz – Not very long.
Brain – Feels like it was a while ( throws me an accusing glance)
Yz – Ok fine, sorry. Can we move on? I want to think a little
Brain – (incredulous) How do you expect me to work under such conditions?! I mean, Heart has been up there for a year! A year! I know it was my idea…
Yz – Ideas are your thing
Brain – So funny. Check and mate. Seriously…don’t you dare say serious is my thing too…
Yz- It is though and that’s a fact, and facts , by the way are also your thing (giggles alittle to herself)
Brain – You’ve been watching South Park haven’t you? Cartman, right? And the alien device in his butt? with the farting? Earth as a reality tv show?
Yz – That's a good episode, isn't it?
Brain – I was brought down for a , (almost says ‘reason’ looks at me and sighs) because you want to see me
Yz – Missed you a little (awkward pause. Brain doesn’t really do emotions) Anyway, you think I should bring heart back down?
Brain - Yes
Yz- She's on a hit list
Brain - They must have forgotten by now
Yz- They haven't
Brain – I think it’s been a while. She deserves another chance...
Yz – I know she’s your better half and if you had feelings you’d say you miss her but things are working pretty well without her feeling every single minute
Brain – (grudgingly) Things are working well
Yz – So?
Brain – So it is a better idea for her to stay up there
Yz- Glad you think so (giggles again)
Brain – (sighs and looks longing at the shelf) How long am I down for?
Yz- 10 day break
Brain - ( muttering) this is going to be a long week and a half
Yz- You think? (now bursts into laughter)
"Well there's a million other girls
who do it just like you
looking as innocent as possible
to get to who
they want and what they like
It's easy if you do it right
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse"
Paramore - "Misery Business"
Brain - (shaking himself off) How long was I gone?
Yz – Not very long.
Brain – Feels like it was a while ( throws me an accusing glance)
Yz – Ok fine, sorry. Can we move on? I want to think a little
Brain – (incredulous) How do you expect me to work under such conditions?! I mean, Heart has been up there for a year! A year! I know it was my idea…
Yz – Ideas are your thing
Brain – So funny. Check and mate. Seriously…don’t you dare say serious is my thing too…
Yz- It is though and that’s a fact, and facts , by the way are also your thing (giggles alittle to herself)
Brain – You’ve been watching South Park haven’t you? Cartman, right? And the alien device in his butt? with the farting? Earth as a reality tv show?
Yz – That's a good episode, isn't it?
Brain – I was brought down for a , (almost says ‘reason’ looks at me and sighs) because you want to see me
Yz – Missed you a little (awkward pause. Brain doesn’t really do emotions) Anyway, you think I should bring heart back down?
Brain - Yes
Yz- She's on a hit list
Brain - They must have forgotten by now
Yz- They haven't
Brain – I think it’s been a while. She deserves another chance...
Yz – I know she’s your better half and if you had feelings you’d say you miss her but things are working pretty well without her feeling every single minute
Brain – (grudgingly) Things are working well
Yz – So?
Brain – So it is a better idea for her to stay up there
Yz- Glad you think so (giggles again)
Brain – (sighs and looks longing at the shelf) How long am I down for?
Yz- 10 day break
Brain - ( muttering) this is going to be a long week and a half
Yz- You think? (now bursts into laughter)
"Well there's a million other girls
who do it just like you
looking as innocent as possible
to get to who
they want and what they like
It's easy if you do it right
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse"
Paramore - "Misery Business"
10 comments
Paramore rocks. Pun intended.
REPLYSouth Park rocks! Obviously.
LOL. The dialogue (or is it monologue ;-) ) is very insightful.
Waiting to hear what heart has to say...
Paramore rocks. Pun intended.
REPLYSouth Park rocks! Obviously.
LOL. The dialogue (or is it monologue ;-) ) is very insightful.
Waiting to hear what heart has to say...
@King - loool. they do, don't they? And South Park is brilliance televised! ... heart doesn't get a say, indefinite solitary confinement!
REPLYc'mon now you cant seriously confine heart indefinitely, doesn't she have a say
REPLYoh and yeah, paramore really rocks, south park, am not so sure :D
first off, i looooooooooove that song! and this conversation is hilarious. I want your brain. It has a smart mouth
REPLYI'm watching heart bleed....thats the best it can do! Surely man's weakest link!
REPLYGreat stuff but i think i'll stick with OneRepublic...
@the emrys - not so sure?! And heart has done bad things, very bad things. She's only being punished for her horrible acts. @ antipop - you know i think brain likes that idea. But that's because he's looking for asylum since my PGB is investigating him as a possible accomplice of heart's. @ payo - she isn't bleeding, just furious she got caught. As for the music, all you need is a proper guide.
REPLYI should have real comments instead of just coming here and laughing and then saying kaplonk, really.
REPLYmaybe my brain's on a shelf, too.
south park...has its great times, and a bit of liquor goes a long way to make it even funnier...
REPLYbaz..maybe?shouldn't that have been a statement
@ baz - kerplonk is very verbose actually. while bonding brain and I spent hours just thinking about how the word could be used
REPLY@ sleek - i've never done south park with liquor...possibilities
hi! thanks for commenting. I'm always open to new ideas. I can't wait to hear yours.