Where my mind wanders at 3am/ why final exams are unhealthy

Posted by yz on Wednesday, November 18, 2009 in random,

Sometimes I think God has a pet monkey called Banana... If elephants don't forget, does that mean they don't make the same mistake twice? If so, why are they on the brink of extinction? Did no one share that humans were bad news? ... Who was slaughtering a cow and thought, " i wonder if eating this part will taste good" i wonder if they washed out the dung that first time...pillows should be sold in doubles... sheep have good PR. Real sheep, 'gangsta' sheep are muddy coloured, dirty, smelly, pea brained creatures. Cute isn't the word you use for them. And yet they have nursery rhymes and rule the insomnia market. They've even gotten in to cloning, stuffed toys, tv and film. Pigs need a new publicist, one who won't let them take the fall for a flu they are also victims of. I mean, those mexican pigs weren't like, "holla senor! Please feed me that diseased bird flesh the Centre for Disease Control asked you to destroy preferably through incineration so that the avian flu can mix with my sniffles and make something brand new and exciting. Graçias!"...